School

Lol. I have been blogging rather short posts recently, mainly because of the number of tests that we have. Therefore, I decided today, that I will talk a bit more.

Hm. What shall we talk about. k first prefect's investiture.

The prefect's investiture was ok i guess. It looked rather grand at the start but the programmes were rather boring. 3 talks by the headmaster, guest-of honour and head prefect. LOL. I mean, it is definitely motivational and everything but it gets boring, especially since it's the last lesson of the day. haha. At least I didn't fall asleep (probably because Jun Sheng was beside me and we were talking crap). But the person beside me did. And he did it "brilliantly" and definitely "un-noticibly". I wouldn't be surprised if he started snoring. haha. Well, the pose the prefects did when they went on stage was also very lame. But Barry looked rather cool. ahaha. COOL BARRY. ahaha. actually, all of them looked cool in their blazers lah. Sigh. I want the blazer! lol. haha. Anyway, some prefects from other schools also came to see the ceremony. I think they must have been bored to death. haha. Also, the teachers walked into the hall in such a grand fashion. haha. Mr. Chow was right at the front. haha. k. whatever. anyway, that was prefect's investiture...

What else can I talk about... Hmmm... Jiang last week? Jiang was rather interesting. Hmm... haha. oh yes. how could i forget all about it. THE INCIDENT. haha. It's a long story so let me start from the beginning. (PERSONAL NARRATIVE. lol.)

Well, I was at the Singapore Weiqi Association (better known as the SWA) when I suddenly received a text message. To no surprise at all, it was from Han Sheng (omit "to no surprise at all". I added it to reach the amount of words needed). I quote from his SMS, "I am 1 hour early cause eric ditched me. Anyone want go for dinner? Btw i am mass sending this. Must make Gd use of this once in a blue moon opportunity!" Well, I was not one who was willing to cut short the ever-so-wonderful weiqi game for a dinner with Han Sheng. Therefore, I decided to dao him (dao is an informal word used in Singapore for ignore). Very unfortunately, the weiqi game ended earlier than expected, mainly because I made one careless move. I realised that there was time after all to eat with Han Sheng. Thus, I decided to call him.

"Hello, Han Sheng ah"
"Yar, Patrick, why"
"Hey, I thought you say you want to go eat dinner"
"Yar I did, but you dao me what"
"Orh, cause I got weiqi mah. You want to go eat now?"
"Hah? Dun want la. So sian. I already outside jiang liao."
"Oh ok loh, den I eat myself"
"Ok. If I feel damn sian then I come down and join you"
"ok then. Bye!"
"bye."

That ended our short conversation over the handphone (handphone is a word used in english which means cell phones (LOL)). Therefore, I went to Mcdonalds. I thought I would just take away the food so that I can go to the tuition centre and eat with Han Sheng. At least, I wouldn't be that lonely at Mcdonald's. It was a wrong decision indeed. Terribly wrong. If time could go backwards, I would definitely have rewinded it and redone my actions. It was not to be. As I reached the steps leading up to the building to the tuition centre, I suddenly heard someone trip. Looking up, I was horrified to see Han Sheng falling from the steps. BANG! He landed on the floor on his legs but to horrible consequences. He sprained or rather dislocated both his legs. The result? I had to spend my dinner with him at the steps leading up to the tuition centre.

Factors that led to Han Sheng's injury:
1. Patrick's blazer attracted too much of Han Sheng's attention
2. Patrick called Han Sheng after weiqi
3. Patrick took away food from mcdonald's

Most important factor: Patrick (by umbrella factor)

LOL. that's the end of my brilliant personal narrative. very nice rite?? haha.

Well, after class, I had to wait for Han Sheng to take a taxi home, reached home 1/2 hour late. haha. but that's all lah. Hope he recovers quickly. =)

Bio test today was ok i guess. Some of my explanations weren't that good but at least I completed the paper and did some of the bonus questions. haha. Overall, I'm quite happy with my bio paper. unlike my math paper. haha.

Well, besides that, English personal narrative today was rather screwed. I couldn't think of anything true so I just crapped out a really really fake story. Nobody will believe my story man. Much too dramatic. haha. ok. shall crap until here. that's all for now. BYE!

Patrick